While Make it Work keeps me very busy, I still take some time out to breathe once in a while. These are real Google Voice voice-mails converted to text by Google technology. I laugh every time I read them, so I had to share…
From my brother Randy Greene:
“Hey something on the phone for the last 30 minutes and burned up 20% of my battery already. Just wondered if you had in the Simpson trial access to let me know what, which shouldn’t shouldn’t be on on the phone getting a lot like a slot at there’s definitely some from advantage is a and what not. I can get over some of the blackBerry issues. Hey, I’ll give me a call at the office. Bye.”
“So, okay. Nixes recording that at facebook was a country is the fourth largest populated country and we’ll I was a good one. Hey, I’ve just written down the coast of back to San Diego on sort of it right now. Good day up but something has you. I guess from updates worked out a lot. The expansion plans. I suppose I think a couple of you could ours as well. Great news on all the because I’d already just thursday, november. I’ll be in the car for another hour or so. Talk to you later. Bye.”
From my friend Ian Joles:
“Hey, just calling you back. Sorry I I was called upon to get my ear Smacks. So anyway, I don’t think we’re gonna be able to go to North Beach. Because the where we’re gonna be stressed out a little too nice for that. Tonight alright buddy hopefully get to see you soon. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.”
From my buddy Ken Sterling:
“Hey Green in sterling cos that’s not going to go voicemail, Mechanical, Yeah, I’m around tomorrow afternoon, so if you got some time. Shoot me a text of the time that works for you and we’ll make it works. Talk to you. Bye. Yeah, you.”
From my mother:
“Hey edg, it’s mom. We do have a good chat about F. This is held captive Tom. It’s a letter hook up with that. So we need to talk about it and and I’m just giving you about your card. Eric, It was a nice dot for you from you and whatever, but we’re doing okay with one car. You know I would just rent a car when we get up there if we have to not will. I don’t know, we’ll figure it out anyway. Okay love you dear bye bye.”
“I’d like to your other phone better. I could connect with you. I don’t know what this is this phone. Anyway it’s mom, we are outside, planning our garden our vegetables and everything. So we we will make it this year at least cat food. I don’t have anything else. At least we have found okay. Anyway, it’s me. I’m home and 2 putting up late lunch early dinner for us right now. Okay, and Mom.”
“Hey Eric, it’s mom, we’re trying to come up. Bilton week of Christmas. I’ll probably come up Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday. We’re going to bring our R. V and stay at pollution Mesa and held cap the time I didn’t know what your plans were for Christmas, but it doesn’t matter if you guys there and you know going somewhere or whatever world. We just wanted to come up want to see if it’s a place a good place for us to stay if we did come up to visit you guys being that up, probably want to come up and see the baby. More off and I have tried. Take care of her him that was first day zero week or whatever it is you want me there 4 and so give me a call back when you get a chance so we can make some plans. Eddie there include you or don’t include you okay my dear be talking to you. Bye bye.”
The school called to tell me my son was sick:
“This is Chris calling from available at the school and here in the office he doesn’t feel well. We need someone to come and pick him pops. He says his mother sick. But I’m going to try her as well.”
From the ex:
“Hey Eric, but wanted to know whatever you’re gonna head out your office. Because, so if you think, that’s cool, and he needs to talk with you. Dot and if you could bring that out to him, that would be great. I just don’t feel well and I don’t want to drive out there again. I’m gonna drive out there and pick them up. Of course in 330, but I wanna go home now. I just got back from driving in, get in touch for a while, so if you’re gonna head out there, you can bring it to him. Can you let me know. Thanks. Bye.”
“I want to but the ticket before it that there was some good luck. So if you get this call me before a job tomorrow. Alright.”
From my friend Matt:
“What up Eric, it’s not give me a call back, we’re gonna start going like the Catholic meeting. Just wondering how that it yet.”
Okay, time to get back to work. We have onsite computer repairs, to tend to at Make It Work!
To the moon!
-Eric Greenspan
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