My wife, my son Jacob and I were very excited on Tuesday expecting our little Jackson to arrive. It was his due date, so we packed the car and waited. We took a long walk with the dogs. We went to the mall. It’s now Thursday night, we’re still waiting.
Jackson is going to enter this world in a good way. He already has over 30 friends on Facebook, a Gmail account, Twitter handle and of course his own URL. That said, I’m suspending his accounts one year for each day he’s late. So, unless he’s born in the next hour or so, figure at least three years before you will receive a tweet or post from him.
Jackson, avoid further punishment, get out of your mother and give the poor woman a rest. It’s time son, don’t make me sell your iPad!
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Aww, he will come soon… Hold on tight…
Love, Love, Love it!!!
Maybe you should take your wife dirt-bike riding. That should persuade Jackson to join the party.