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BREAKING: Google Folds
HotBot poised for success
Shocking news out of Mountain View today – The search giant Google has abruptly closed its doors.
Services that millions have come to rely upon, including Google Search, Gmail and Google Docs are no longer accessible, and now display “ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US”.
Google cites declining revenue and a massive strike from the Pigeon Union, which powers its PigeonRank technology.
With Google out of the picture, HotBot stands poised to massive growth this year.
Microsoft Fires Steve Ballmer
Steve Jobs to run Apple and Microsoft
Microsoft made the announcement today that they will be letting go of CEO Steve Ballmer.
An inside source tells us it’s due to too many crazy dances on stage, too much enthusiasm at product releases, as well as the stupid name for the new Microsoft phone, Windows Phone 7 Series (or whatever it’s called) and the extremely poor quality of Internet Explorer 6, the browser that never should have been released.
Microsoft is replacing Ballmer with the much more professionally behaved Steve Jobs, who clearly knows how to launch a product. His signature black turtleneck and spectacles are just unmatched.
As CEO of Microsoft and Apple, Jobs thinks he can have double the impact by optimizing the competing brands to create separate markets.
Jobs’ first act as CEO – adding an “i” to all Microsoft products
Apple Discontinues iPhone
iPad is the new phone to have
With iPad pre-sales through the roof, Apple has announced that it will officially discontinue production of the iPhone.
Small buttons and sensitive touch screens will no longer be a problem, as the iPad is the size of a magazine.
Along with this announcement, Apple released several iPad accessories, including a stylish sling for the ladies, and a man purse for the guys, plus a backpack sized battery, providing 2 hours of talk time and 4 house Standby.
This is great news for people that don’t have 20/20 vision or are constantly losing their iPhone due to its diminutive size.
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